One more thing before 2015 - I was wrong

Sometimes the only thing you can do in life is hold your hands up and say “I was wrong,” whether you reach that conclusion alone or after a push from others.

Well, I have been wrong about a lot of things in 2014 so I only think its right to clear some stuff up before Big Ben tolls and Jools Holland goes berserk on the ivories in a few hours time.

I was wrong about Ronan Keating.

Totally wrong.

I wrote a light-hearted blog a few months ago exploring my irrational negative feelings about the singer; berating a decision to cast a celeb in Once the Musical.

I went to see the musical last night and well, dear readers, I eat my words, my hat and anything else that one can consume when they’ve been daft. He was great. Well cast, superb vocals and a naturalistic style that completely blended with the style of this show. The show itself is perhaps not my cup of tea, but you cannot fault the incredible ensemble work and insane musical ability that create an emotional and evocative few hours of entertainment. Some of the performers were playing 3 or more instruments whilst singing with Celtic glee and energy.

When I found myself yearning for a bit more performance quality from Ronan, I quickly realised that he didn’t need it at all. This isn’t a showy piece of theatre at all – his understated naturalism was perfect, funny and moving. When there were glimmers of West End showbiz from others it felt totally wrong and didn’t sit with the ensemble piece. The only clue that he was anything other than another West End lead was the one whoop of “Go Ronan” after a particularly impressive riff and two fans with their “selfie stick” outside. But doesn’t that happen in most musicals now? Think of the screams when Sam removes his shirt in Ghost, or the adoring glances at the boys on the barricades.

So I was totally wrong and out of order.

Life is full of people who are willing to say nasty things about you – whether in print or in person. But it hurts. I am sorry that I was one of those people, albeit in the style of light-hearted bloggy opinion. It seems I have outgrown those feelings. Maybe it’s a sign of growing up or tastes changing? (Hindsight has also seen me lose the passionate argument with Ally Sturney in 1990 about Mark Owen being way fitter than ugly Gary Barlow, how I’ve been proved wrong there in 2014!)

Shedding old bad habits, opinions or negative thoughts is a good idea as a new year dawns. So I wish you all a very Happy New Year and hope that 2015 is full of positivity, happiness and life lessons to make it the best year yet.

And congratulations Ronan, on a fine West End debut.

My tuppence worth - Musical Direction awards

If there's one thing a good actor learns it's the value of teamwork. Without FOH staff you have no audience, without the sound department you can't be heard, without lights you look pale and dull and without Musical Directors well, you have no show. All of these departments are intrinsic to a production and are full of wonderful friends.

In my little career, it has the been the Musical Directors who were the figurehead of a company. No disrespect intended to any directors - my career has been predominantly in musicals and as an ensemble much of your rehearsal week is spent sat with the MD.

I just want to add my tuppence worth to the worthy campaign of musical director Mike Dixon's against the omission of a music award in the WhatsOnStage Awards. Mark Shenton pointed that it's not just the online site but KEY members of a production team are still being omitted from The Oliviers and The Tonys.

So my tuppence worth reads like this-

The person who has made me feel most inspired and driven in this profession is Stephen Brooker. Any cast member of Les Miserables hangs upon his every word and baton wave. When he works with you, you're fizzing with energy and love for your craft. I've never felt anything like it and after his work on the film I am sure that Hugh Jackman et al would say the same. I love this man.

Martin Lowe has the same precise energy that gets a cast leaning forward and sweating with exertion. You feel honoured to bask in their skill for an afternoon.

One of the most influential people in my life has been Peter Roberts (any GSA alumni know who I mean) he is talent personified with laid back brilliance. Experiencing his precision, talent and generosity from the age of 8 led me into the real world and he is the first person I still go to for help. He can inspire children to adults, all from a piano stool whilst holding a ciggie and a glass of red!

Mark Shenton summed up why a musical director is so vital to the collaborative team,"they are there every night...." They are at the helm of a musical ship, leading us all every day with unwavering focus.

If people can't see their relevance, importance and brilliant-ness then you don't understand the business that they are commenting on.

Sign the petition here to have musical direction recognised at the WhatsOnStage Awards.

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

No soap box today just a little bit of nostalgic reflection on this sunny morning. Have a look at this link below of an EPK for Les Mis that I am honoured to have been in. Even if my 'whore on the floor' is slightly grotesque!

Sometimes it's good to look back and be proud

because we forget so easily what we've achieved when we constantly count our faults instead. I urge you to have a little moment today to reflect on your achievements...so far. Because there are always more to come.

Just Say No! A new campaign to get answers for actors

There is a new Twitter campaign asking that actors be given a ‘NO’ from casting directors/directors if they have been recalled for a job but aren’t going to be taken any further in the casting progress. Give Us A No @giveusano believes an actor has the right to find out about a recall audition as a working professional.

Is this fair? Do actors have rights? Should we be allowed to get closure from a round of auditions so that we can focus on a new project? Or are we being too emotionally needy and demanding too much?

Closure is quite the buzzword these days – we can’t get over an ex or move on from a situation until we find this elusive ‘closure.’ Closure is defined as

“an individual's desire for a firm answer to a question and an aversion toward ambiguity. “

How can we move through our day with a grey cloud of uncertainty about the ‘cast change for Cats’ looming murkily above us?

Let me describe a standard audition process; you have a first round (this can be through an agent or an open call where people queue up for hours around a theatre) There are so many auditionees at a first round that you only expect to hear anything if you are going to be recalled. This seems fair enough, it’s part and parcel of the lottery process. Recalls can be anything from 1 more round to infinity. One musical theatre actor had 8 recalls for Dirty Dancing only to not get the gig. Ouch.

Being recalled means you invest time and money into the process. Not to mention you start to plan your life should you actually get the job. (Yes, this is ridiculous, but actors cling on to any type of dream) There is the time taken to learn audition material and time to be taken off from your day to day work. There is the cost of potentially meeting a pianist to run through new show material, the cost of printing off a whole to script that’s been emailed to you and the cost of your Travelcard when you’re required to be at an early morning call. All of this up to 8 times.

Stop moaning precious actors, this is part of your job. We can put our train tickets through our tax etc but in America some actors are paid for the audition process. Because, as I said, it is part of our job. Are we asking too much when we already get to do our hobby for a living? Should we just be grateful to be seen at all?

When I first started out (11 years ago) I was always given an answer either way from my agent. Whether it was a first round or a final, I always had some kind of feedback and answer. It meant I found out what I could improve or just to stop waiting to see my agent’s name flash up on my mobile screen. I once had the (ill-thought) balls to phone David Grindrod in person and ask why I wasn’t getting an audition for The Woman in White. I was 21, out of work for the first time since Mamma Mia and naively thought that seeing he had just cast me, he would obviously love to chat to the little blonde ensemble girl! So I rang him and asked why? He asked ‘Well, can you sing a top C?’ I said, ‘No,’ ‘There you go then,’ was his answer. Very foolish, but at least I had an answer. I had closure. (And maybe a big blotch on my copy book at Grindrod towers!)

Is that what they're worried about? We can take it.

Now, you have to ask. This isn’t the fault of the agents because they don’t know either. Is too many of us or too little time? We know that the industry is saturated with people so maybe it takes too long to phone 100’s of individual agents. Maybe there aren’t enough people in the casting offices to do that. But isn’t that why we email everything now, to save time? Wouldn’t a quick cut n’ pasted courtesy email be enough to show an actor some courtesy? I think so, it doesn’t take much to make us happy. Even a What’sApp message would suffice.

The rise of social media plays a huge part in this debate. Perhaps the casting teams don’t have time to answer everyone before news is leaked online. “Amazing news guys.....sworn to secrecy, wish I could tell but I might be climbing a barricade soon, wink, wink!” you know the type of irritating tweets I mean! Cast lists are posted via theatre sites in seconds. I auditioned for a job recently and was politely waiting to hear 24 hours later, only to find on my early morning Twitter scrawl that the cast list had been announced. My name wasn’t on it so I could only presume I wouldn’t be doing it! Life is too fast-paced for old-fashioned manners.

Some actors get put ‘on hold’ for a job, or ‘pencilled in’ for an advert. This means they like you, potentially want you but are waiting for someone else to turn it down etc before you actually get offered it. It’s a little dangling carrot of hope that you live off from for days, weeks, months.....uh oh they just had an opening night so I’m guessing I’m not still ‘in the mix???’ A friend of mine is still ‘on hold’ for Wicked. It’s been 2 years now!

Humans don’t seem to be very good at cutting to the chase; we fanny about not wanting to hurt people’s feelings when the waiting actually hurts more. Maybe we should get casting teams to play the ‘yes-no’ game we played as kids......

Me - “You can only say yes or no.....did I do a good enough dance to get through? 

Them ‘ “Well, you could fit into the mix but, ummm....” 

Me -“No waffling please, stick to the rules of the game.” 

Them - “Ok, no.” 

Me - “Thanks, I can now get on with my life.”

As proven in ‘Mamma Mia’ ‘dot-dot-dots’ only lead to confusion, mistrust and frantic dance numbers. We like a firm full-stop so that we can start a clean new paragraph. Is that too much to ask?

Can You Be More Specific? New spaces for theatre

The phrase 'site-specific theatre' may conjure up images of dodgy drama students attempting Greek tragedies on the high street or sitting in a freezing cold warehouse. 

But it seems to me that it may be enjoying a new lease of life this year.

I recently saw my boyfriend in a site specific production of a play in Oldham and read the press release yesterday for a new production of Sweeney Todd in London. So is this a new trend? Are audiences sick of sitting in a theatre with their £1 red binoculars and instead looking for something more stimulating?

So what is site specific? Let’s ask trusty Wikipedia.....

“Site-specific theatre is any type of theatrical production designed to be performed at a unique, specially adapted location other than a standard theatre. This specific site either may be originally built without any intention of serving theatrical purposes (for example, in a hotel, courtyard, or converted building), or may simply be considered an unconventional theatre space (for example, in a forest).

When the location is meant to imitate, or is itself, the setting of the theatrical story (as is common with site-specific theatre), the performance may also then be called environmental theatre. Site-specific theatre is commonly more interactive than conventional theatre and, with the expectation of audience members predominantly to walk or move about (rather than sit), may be called promenade theatre.

We are used to seeing productions of Shakespeare plays in castle grounds or forests, these environments definitely enhance the theatrical experience or maybe we’re just enjoying the Prosecco on our picnic blankets too much. It certainly is a great way to spend a summers evening.

We saw Tennesee Williams’ The Hotel Plays performed at The Langham Hotel in London earlier this year and the new critically acclaimed ‘Here Lies Love’ at The National Theatre has audience members following the action around and dancing along!

Sweeney Todd from 21st October - 29th November

This new production of Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd is being performed in a barber’s shop in East London and then moving the audience to London’s oldest pie shop. My lovely drama school friend Chiara is performing it in and I cannot wait to see it. The producer Rachel Edwards said “The shop is steeped in history and character - and as a producer of site-specific theatre, I instinctively knew this was the ideal venue for Sweeney, it was a great relief that Harrington's thought so too.”

So why are we craving a more interactive audience experience? People need to be constantly engaged these days, a result of numerous devices stimulating our consciousness 24/7 so maybe sitting in a chair for 2 hours isn’t enough? Films have become a more vibrant experience with 3D versions so maybe audiences now really want to be part of the action rather than just observing it?

As an audience member you do feel involved in the production. In the recent production of Thick as Thieves in Oldham by Hard Graft Theatre Company, we were sat in the living room of a man’s house that was being burgled by 2 amateur robbers. We were amid the bird cage, TV and all of the action so everyone had their hearts in their mouths when the doorbell rang, as if we were all going to be caught out! The play was actually performed in an old pram shop, the outside noise added to the experience, especially as police sirens went past. Perhaps casting two television actors was a clever move, being highly skilled in close-up acting work and subtle naturalism. I don’t think I would have had the same experience in a standard proscenium theatre, I wouldn’t have seen the reactions as clearly on the actors’ faces and I think it would have lost that ‘fly-on-the-wall’ sense of realism that was so strong in this production.

Steven Arnold as Steph in Thick as Thieves
(I may be biased but he was bloomin' brilliant)

Maybe that’s it! In this world of Big Brother, reality shows and ‘24 hours in this place or other’, we love to have a nose into people’s lives. There is more taboo about seeing a couple having an affair in a real hotel room and I suspect more horror about being in surrounded by cooking smells in a real pie shop having watched Sweeney Todd do his thing in the barber’s shop! The theatrical fourth wall acts as a barrier to observe whereas we seem to want to be ‘right in there’ seeing the juicy drama close up.

Just don’t start tweeting about it mid-show – coz the actors WILL see you!

Fight for your Rights - passionate works of art reflecting life

I’ve noticed a recent trend in revolutionary inspired culture. A lot of new works of art are about speaking out, fighting for rights or against establishment. Pride the movie has enjoyed great critical success, Made in Dagenham the musical opened this week, United We Stand a new play about the 1972 builders strike in which actor, Ricky Tomlinson was involved.

Is it just a happy coincidence or does this say something about rumblings in life today? The news now tells stories of strikes popping up over the country; tube workers, teachers and this Monday, NHS workers in Bolton will be on a picket line for 4 hours over pay disputes.

I bloody loved Pride the film. I went with my Mum on a quiet Thursday afternoon and left feeling elated and inspired. Not only are the cast sublime (to me, Imelda Staunton can do no wrong) but it is a story that was relatively unknown amongst ‘Joe Public’, how? The battles fought by both the mining and gay communities are humbling as you sit munching a £5 bag of Malteasers. Real prejudice, real poverty and real dangers, all tackled with humour and pathos.

Made in Dagenham was a successful film and I hope that the musical will enjoy the same support. I saw the company performing on Sunday Night at the Palladium, belting out with banners lyrics of repression, frustration and determination. Women fighting to be heard, not an unfamiliar story to many women today across the globe.

Ricky Tomlinson spoke on Radio 4 about the play United We Stand; he collaborated with the writer to tell his story of being jailed as a result of being part of the first national strike in the building industry to beat the government. It is touring the UK this autumn and contains poetry from Tomlinson’s time in jail.

Ricky Tomlinson in the 1972 Builders Strike

I have always admired a drama school friend of mine who would go on anti-war rallies as a student and always sticks to his strong principles - but he was an anomaly in my social group.  In our parents’ generation (or so films like Forrest Gump or Billy Elliot would have us believe) people spoke out a lot more for what they believed in. Things have to become so unbearable that there is no other option than to fight. Do we take too many things sitting down these days? In my industry, actors often shout (well, project and support) when Equity does daft things but they rarely take action for fear of the hoards of younger, cheaper actors queuing up happy to step in and replace us. We have little solidarity in our union sadly because so many are desperate to work at any cost.

But outside of actors’ salaries, what about everyday life in Britain? Russell Brand recently spoke out citing a call for a ‘revolution’; whatever your feelings about this man with big hair and big ideas you can’t help but admire this passionate wordsmith. Maybe life is being to come full circle and we will be forced on to the streets once again as past generations were in the 70s and 80s. I don’t think I know anyone who doesn’t seethe at the sight of today’s politicians smarming on our TV screens.

I feel ashamed that I don’t seem to have such passion burning in my belly. I have never marched with a banner or protested for a cause. The nearest I have come to revolution is climbing the barricades every night for 2 years in imaginary 1832 Paris at The Queen’s Theatre. Again, this glorious show celebrated its 29^th anniversary this week, proving that audiences love to watch people fighting for what they believe in. That being said, I cannot deny the feeling of fire and puffed up pride an actor feels when marching in that infamous Les Mis ‘V’ formation so I can only imagine what it may have been like for the miners and gay rights activists in the 1985 Pride march.

My 2004 cast including my dynamic drama school friend
(I was there but cut off the left corner!)

Now that I am away from those wonderful barricades the only time that passion forces me to speak out these days is when my boyfriend fails to turn off the bathroom light or safely behind my windscreen as I yell at an inept gym-honed blonde-highlighted drivers of 4x4s in the villages of Surrey.  Hardly a worthy outlet for passion.

“....the purpose of playing, whoseend, both at the first and now, was and is, to hold as 'twere themirror up to nature...”Hamlet - Act 3 Sc.2

They say that art reflects life so have we reached a time in our relatively passive society where speaking up is the only answer? Or do we just enjoy watching others do it?

The Pajama Game and why I will always love Gary Wilmot

I was stood backstage at The Adelphi Theatre in London meeting the stars of Me and My Girl. I informed the male lead that “I was going to be on the stage like him one day,” he kissed me on each cheek and I still remember my blushes and pride to be stood in this showbiz world.

I was 8 and the man was Gary Wilmot.

He was my musical theatre crush growing up; whilst other aspiring West End Wendies during this era were perfecting the vocals of Elaine Paige, Barbara Dixon and Frances Ruffelle, I sang along to “If I only had a Brain” on Gary's Showstopper cassette. (I was also pretty strong on “Beat Out Dat Rhythm on a Drum” from Carmen Jones!)

Gary in Me and My Girl
with Jessica Martin from garywilmot.co.uk

We saw him twice in Me and My Girl (teaching me how to have an audience in the palm of your hand whilst cavorting with a tiger skin rug,) as Tony in Copacabana, in his one man shows and I was a member of his fan club. Yes, his fan club – I had a card and everything.

I would have told him all this last night when I saw him in the wonderful production of The Pajama Game but I would've dissolved into a gibbering wreck if I saw him in real life! I would have morphed into a loom band wearing 1D fan meeting Harry Styles and so I ran away from stage door before seeing him.

I went to see The Pajama Game to see my friends – the lovely Sharon strutting her stuff and the gorgeous Michael Xavier be talent on long legs. I had completely forgotten that Gary Wilmot was also in it and so when he came onstage my friend and I squealed. And he was just as brilliant as he was 25 years ago; strong vocals and cheeky grins to the audience.

The show itself was just lovely. Old skool musical theatre with fabulous choreography (well, it was Stephen Mear so what would you expect?) I did sit there wondering if audiences still appreciate these old-fashioned musicals. They are used to high dramatic plots, high-tech sets and an almost cinematic experience, in fact they expect it for a £120 ticket. But last night they was a simple but effective set, a light storyline but all this allowed the calibre of the performers to radiate through. Genuinely high-class musical theatre actors being sublime and I loved it.

 It made me want to be in that world. I still want to have abs like Joanna Riding, I am grateful for the year I got paid to hang out with Michael Xavier in a wet suit, I am in awe of Sharon who I spent 3 years at drama school up there with musical theatre elite but most of all, I still adore Gary Wilmot. His warm charisma reminded me of being 8 years old and desperate to stay backstage in a theatre forever. 

Thank you Gary, for still inspiring me 25 years on.

The Pajama Game is only playing until September 13th, so go and see it if you can! 

Medea at The National - I am still in shock

Fifteen pounds doesn’t get you much these days.......3 coffees at Starbucks, a weekend wardrobe from Primark and it’s half the price of a Travelcard from Surrey. But yesterday, £15 got me a sensational 90 minutes at The Olivier Theatre at The National. Medea has just opened with Helen McCrory (Mrs Nicholas Brody from Homeland) as the title role giving the performance of her career.

Medea at The National Theatre. Helen McCrory - I want to be you

I have yet to venture into reviewing on my blog but I was so blown away by those 90 minutes yesterday that I had to tell you about it.

Medea was written by Greek poet Euripides in approximately 431 BC. Medea has been left by her husband Jason (of Golden Fleece fame) to marry a young princess. Reacting to this betrayal after she gave up her family for him, she vows to revenge him. She murders his new bride but it’s not enough to truly wound Jason forever and so she murders their two sons. WTF! would be the response of modern folk, but McCrory’s performance is so forceful that you like her, pity her and understand her logic. It is a study of heartbreak and grief and how these emotions can unhinge you.

The first image of Medea smashing rocks in the middle of a dark, gnarly forest firmly plants the idea that she has the ability to be feral, physical and wild. It was like stumbling upon a sacrificial ritual which is immediately shocking. But then she appears slouching around, cleaning her teeth and smoking roll ups. The set reveals the tangled trees with empty children’s swings hanging from the branches amidst the tattered Greek home with the glitzy wedding above, enclosed in glass. Clear cut and yet a tangled mess.

The Greek Chorus, oh how I loved them. They were a most effective and beautiful part of the production. A gorgeous lady I did Oklahoma with years ago, Vivien Carter, was one of these women in a peach dress and I was so in awe of her. The chorus are vital in any Greek play, commenting and advising the protagonist; here these Stepford Wife-esque Women of Corinth sang lingering music composed by Goldfrapp and created pulsing movement through contemporary dance. They were unsettling, beautiful and haunting- just brilliant. The dancing was used to horrifying effect as Medea exited to slit the throats of her two young sons, I was genuinely appalled and had my hands over my face but my god, it was fabulous.

There aren’t enough adjectives to justly describe McCrory’s performance. She is all sinew (I need to know her fitness regime, she looks incredible) with emotions so raw that her costumes shudder with the ferocity of her feeling. She is funny, sexy and wholly engaging; a 90 minute master class in connecting to text.

I heard an interview on radio 4 with the writer, Ben Power, who said that “during rehearsals we spoke to criminal psychologists and grief specialists who were astonished by acutey with which Euripides describes this emotional trauma.....2,500 years before psycho-analysis he is describing grief and trauma, the stages of grief, the movements between grief and anger with absolute pinpoint precision.” If you don’t listen to Front Row yet on Radio 4, do it!

Some reviews have suggested that Ben Power’s modern adaptation has lessened the poetic meter of traditional Greek theatre. Greek purists may hate the contemporary costume, iPhone selfie and children moronically staring at tablets and televisions but I appreciated it. 

The modern setting only highlighted the constant relevance of the text and I think made it more accessible to an audience. Greek theatre, like all of the classical texts can be off-putting to some audience members “Oo that’s a bit dark for me” or “I want to be entertained not use my brain” But with stories like the woman in Utah on trial for murdering her 6 newborn children only this week and Mikaeel Kular’s mother admitting she killed him how more pertinent can this play be? 2,500 years later we are still plagued by mental illness, female inequality and heartbreak. To be honest I may have struggled with Euripides’ original rich text for 90 minutes on a humid Saturday afternoon, Ben Powers’ adaptation kept me as engrossed as a teenager on an iPad.

Oh my gosh I can’t tell you enough how bloomin’ brilliant this production is; GO GO GO! I left inspired, thoughtful and in need of a stiff drink. Helen McCrory is exceptional and the ticket is 1/6 of the price of many top West End musicals, it’ll be £15 well spent.

Heads You Win - a guide to getting headshots

Yesterday I drove around the M25 looking like Ena Sharples with a head full of rollers to the great delight of many a van driver in the perpetual traffic. You see, I was getting new headshots done and my hair is lanky mc’drab so I was just making the most of the journey time!

Headshots are a stressful part of being an actor, for some of us anyway. Many enjoy to pout at the lens whilst an Austin Powers style character barks ‘work it baby, work it’ but I find it uncomfortable. Suddenly I am terribly aware of my wonky eyes, arched eyebrows, Jimmy Hill jaw, swimmers’ shoulders.....ah man the list is endless and so I tense up as if my head is literally about to be ‘shot at’ instead of photographed.

Here are some thoughts on headshots-

·         Keep them recent

“Ah look that actor playing Mr Brown has his son in the cast too “ says audience member as she flicks through the programme squinting in the dimmed house lights, “Oh no, that’s actually him! Goodness, how OLD is that photo?”

We’ve all done it; spent a few moments double checking that the broad-waisted baritone on stage really is the same hot young matinee idol as the programme photo suggests.

Worse still, if a casting director is scanning Spotlight.com and on seeing your headshot calls you in, only to be confronted by a wrinkly, one dress size larger version of the photo. You’ve wasted their time by not truly being what they are after. Like that advert says “It does what it says on the tin” you’ve gotta really look like the outside of your tin or you are committing some kind of theatrical fraud. It’s the headshot equivalent of keeping the size 8 jeans you wore aged 21 in the belief that one day you will diet your way back into them.  Let them go and make sure you look like your current self in your headshot.

·         Have different looks

You are told to take a selection of tops to help you achieve different looks in your 2 hour session. Here’s a few helpful hints to get you started!

White shirt and serious face = “I am assertive and ballsy yet still attractive” in the olden days this would have been your one for The Bill, but it now covers all kinds of hospital/law dramas

Cheesy musical theatre big grin = “look how happy I can be for 8 shows a week and belt out a pop song mid jazz pirouette” (you may want to add an extra coat of mascara for this one.)

Black top and big eyes = “I am classical actress because I wear black and can be demure yet strong with the ability to learn lots of text”

White vest top, messy hair, steely face = “I could live on a council estate and bash your face in” This also applies to men with stubble and low lighting

High necked tops and period hair style (men will have shaved by now in the photographers downstairs loo) = “I can be in a period drama, please oh please let me be inDownton Abbey, upstairs or downstairs or in the dog basket I don’t care, but please see my period style hair and think I’d be perfect for Downton.” (nb. Downton is probably heading for the 1940s now so I’d recommend Victory Rolls and red lips!)

·         Find a photographer that works for you

Just like finding the right agent, boyfriend or mascara you need to feel comfortable with a photographer. If your eyes are the windows to the soul then you need to trust the person staring into your soul for £300. The right photographer will create a comfortable atmosphere where you feel safe to pout, stare and smile. It is a very personal thing; some actors like to be told technically what to do and others respond to emotions and feelings.

Like many a young woman I had to go through a few until I found my Prince Charming of photographers.  My first experience was under a bush in a garden in Surrey sat on a bin bag, changing outfits whilst the photographers Dad mowed the lawn. You’ll find many 2003 shots of actors surrounded by leaves whilst their heads seem to be at a weird angle from their torso.

Another encounter saw me in another garden where I had to spin around and respond to the emotion that the photographer said to me. By the time I had got through “joy”, “worry”, “sexy” and “peace” I had a crick in my neck and most of the final prints had “f*$k off” behind my eyes!

My Prince Charming photographer has down my last 3 sets of photos, no bushes or feelings he just said to me that someone with my face shape shouldn’t be shot straight on (Jimmy Hill chin, remember?) and that I should keep my chin low. Hooray! A photo that looks like me but on an exceptionally good day.

·         You get what you pay for

Headshots, GOOD headshots will cost you. It is an expense that an actor has to undergo but remember it can be taken off your tax! It may be tempting to go to a cheap photographer when jobs are scarce and funds are low, but remember that these photos are going to represent you in the industry. You don’t need to spend a fortune as there are many mid-price, well-established photographers so don’t go for the bargain option; you may as well get your 3 year old nephew to take a snap on your grainy iPhone. There are certain things in life that an actor cannot scrimp on – repertoire, headshots and loo roll.

And if I seem to really know what I am talking about...here are some dodgy ones from the Daniella Gibb album. Happy headshotting everyone!

Before I discovered Low GI food
and what is that tufty hair??
(Think I was under the bush for
that one!)

There is more bleach on my hair here
than at your local swimming pool

Wake up...thats OK...wake up...and wake up blondie!

Either sat on a sharp pin or my attempts at
Nala from The Lion King

I am your friendly nurse

(this ended up on my Grandad's wall)